Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Poison in my pantry

True Story:  Just the other day a robot called me up and told me that he worked for Nestle-Tollhouse and Costco.  He said that his records indicated that I bought a tub of cookie dough that very well could be full of filthy-disease and that he would buy back the uneaten portion of my treat.  I told him to shut his metal mouth. 
Sincerely,
Cob

7 comments:

Heather said...

what?! I need to know more about this story.

shelly said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! You never cease to make me laugh! Didn't you make us some of those? I think you'll be glad to know that I'm still alive and kicking.

shelly said...

You know what? I DID hear about that recall on the news!

I'm Natalie. said...

The part he's NOT including in this story is that we'd all eaten it too and when Kindsay said, we need to tell Richie and Natalie, Erik wouldn't let her because he said it would freak Richie out. We had to find out on our own via NPR. Thank you for trying to kill us Erik.

Megan said...

Remember when I took an insane amount of that cookie dough to the face?!

Lindsay said...

Erik you are crazy i mean cob. Hey remember the pancakes at natalies house that almost killed everyone. i am pretty sure you were there.

I'm Natalie. said...

oh yes! the killer pancakes! I forgot about those!!!